The full catalog of glorious ugliness
321 businesses nobody brags about. All quietly printing money.
22 businesses
ADA Accessibility Compliance Audits
You measure ramps, counters, and door pulls so lawsuits have less room to stretch.
Backflow Preventer Testing
You certify that drinking water is not becoming soup. Civilization sends checks.
Backflow Prevention Testing
You verify water does not go backward. Civilization sends a check.
Commercial Fire Alarm Inspection
You make buildings beep on purpose, then invoice for the paperwork.
Commercial Kitchen Hood Inspection
You stare into restaurant exhaust systems so insurers can sleep.
Commercial Pool VGB Compliance Inspections
You inspect drains so public pools remain lawsuits with chlorine, not headlines.
Elevator Compliance Inspection
You certify the small room that makes everyone silently negotiate mortality.
Emergency Eyewash and Shower Inspections
You test the workplace fountain nobody wants to need.
Environmental Phase I Site Assessment
You read old maps to see if a dry cleaner ruined everyone's week.
Fire Door Gap Inspections
You measure tiny gaps so buildings can fail less dramatically.
Medical Gas System Inspection
You verify the invisible pipes hospitals are very motivated to get right.
Medical Gas System Inspections
You verify the oxygen lines, because hospitals dislike plot twists.
OSHA Safety Compliance Audits
You point at missing guards before someone else points with a fine.
Parking Lot ADA Compliance Inspection
You measure parking spaces so lawsuits have less oxygen.
Playground Safety Inspection
You inspect slides because gravity has legal implications.
Playground Safety Inspections
You professionally ruin the slide until the lawsuit risk goes down.
Rental Housing Code Inspection
You tell landlords the handrail is not a personality choice.
SPCC Secondary Containment Inspections
You inspect oil storage so a puddle does not become a federal hobby.
Spray Booth Compliance Inspections
You inspect the box where paint fumes go to become paperwork.
Stormwater BMP Inspections
You stare at drains so property owners can keep pretending rain is managed.
Stormwater SWPPP Inspection
You inspect muddy construction sites so the rain has paperwork.
Warehouse Rack Safety Inspections
You point at bent steel before gravity becomes the operations manager.