Sexy? No.
Rich? Statistically more likely.
Free members can window-shop all 321+ businesses. Pro members get the part that actually makes money.
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300+ launch playbooks
Concrete 30/60/90-day plans, not motivational fluff.
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Real unit economics
Job pricing, weekly volume, cost structure per business.
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Tool & equipment lists
What to buy, what it costs, what to buy used.
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First-customer plans
Exactly how to land customer #1 within two weeks.
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Power sorting & filters
Rank by margin, startup cost, profit score, ugliness.
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CSV export
The whole database, yours to spreadsheet.
UglyProfitable Pro
$9/month
Less than one pressure-washer rental.
Cancel anytime, no hard feelings.
Honest FAQ
Is this get-rich-quick?
No. It's get-rich-slow-while-smelling-questionable. Every business here requires actual work — that's the moat.
Are the numbers guaranteed?
They're typical ranges reported by real operators, not promises. Your mileage (and gag reflex) may vary.
Can I cancel?
Anytime, from your account page, in two clicks. We keep the dignity, you keep the playbooks you've read.
Why is it only $9?
Because the businesses are the expensive part. The information shouldn't be.