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A second opinion.
A clearer next move.

Bring your budget, your postcode and your very real constraints. We’ll turn them into a practical business report.

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$100 USD once · Written report in 48 hours*

UglyProfitable’s illustrated business playbookLESS GUESSWORK.
MORE GETTING STARTED.

One service. Two starting points.

Each focus costs $100. Choose the one that matches where you are today.

Still deciding what to start?

Local Match

Three businesses that fit your situation, with one clear recommendation.

  • Three practical businesses suited to your location, budget, skills, time and income target
  • Fit analysis and realistic startup-cost categories for each
  • Local demand signals and a basic competition scan
  • Major risks and first-customer channels
  • One clear final recommendation with the reasoning behind it
$100 USD · one payment
Start my match Full scope

Already have a business in mind?

Launch Blueprint

A local launch plan for one business, from first costs to first customers.

  • Customer segments, local competition and service packages
  • Preliminary pricing, equipment, startup and operating costs
  • Basic unit economics and recurring-revenue opportunities
  • Compliance questions to verify locally
  • A first twenty-customer strategy and outreach scripts
  • A practical 30/60/90-day launch plan
$100 USD · one payment
Start my blueprint Full scope

*48 elapsed hours, including weekends, after complete onboarding and confirmed payment. No subscription or scheduled call.

From your brief
to your inbox.

You share the context. We research the fit. You leave with a written plan and the questions to verify locally.

  1. 01

    Tell us what fits

    A guided brief about your location, money, time and practical constraints. Allow 8–12 minutes.

  2. 02

    Pay $100 once

    Review your details, then continue to secure checkout. Your delivery clock starts after payment and a complete brief.

  3. 03

    Get your report

    Follow progress on your private tracking page. The written report arrives by email within 48 hours.

Open the report.
Before you order one.

Complete demo reports for South Austin. They show the format and depth; your report is tailored to your brief, and its length may vary.

Local Match example report cover

48-page demo · PDF

Local Match

Three South Austin options, local evidence, prospect research and worksheets.

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Launch Blueprint example report cover

117-page demo · PDF

Launch Blueprint

A worked example covering the market, equipment, economics and a 30/60/90-day plan.

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Before you
take the plunge.

Refund policy
What starts the 48-hour clock?

Confirmed payment and complete onboarding. Delivery is within 48 elapsed hours, including weekends. Your private tracking page shows the deadline. We contact you if clarification is needed.

Will we need a call?

No. The brief gathers your location, budget, time, skills and constraints. Your written report arrives by email, and you can follow progress on your private order page.

Is the rest of UglyProfitable free?

Yes. Register free for all research tools, saved businesses, private notes, tasks and downloads. Personalized consultancy is optional.

Does the report guarantee results?

No. It is educational research based on available evidence and stated assumptions. Verify demand, pricing, insurance, licensing, zoning, tax and compliance locally before committing money.

What is the refund policy?

You can request a refund before research begins. Once personalized research has started, it is generally non-refundable, except where required by law or if we cannot deliver the purchased scope.

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